Team Sanborn

Team Sanborn

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Never go to the bathroom

Going to the bathroom has been perilous since we first became parents. Our first perilous experience came in the airplane on the way home from Ethiopia and the hits just keep on coming. My children are 4 years old and it is still dangerous to use the restroom. BTW- I was a teacher before I was a mom so I already had a bladder of steel and could complete most of my business in the bathroom in less than 30 seconds. Today here is what happened.
Andrew (yelling so he could be heard from the kitchen through the bathroom door): Mommy, I get some water okay mommy?
Me: sure honey
Andrew: Mommy, I get some lenninade okay mommy?
Me: Okay buddy, I might need to help you
Andrew: (loudly to himself now) Woah, thats big lenninaide!
...Some noise...Which I now recognize as splashing...
Andrew: Mommy, I need your help with the lenninaide mommy
Me: Okay buddy, I'm just washing my hands
Andrew: Mommy, I think I spilled the Lenninaide mommy!!

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