Dear Target Shoppers,
Please excuse the screaming. Yes, I manhandled my 5 year old (looks like 8 year old) into the cart. Sorry. I did this because he was yelling at me. Sorry. Yeah, you probably heard that part but didn't see it as I was trying to hide in a "time out" corner. Then, when you thought the ruckus was over, he slapped me and I put him back in time out which of course inspired more screaming. Sorry. When the screaming calmed down and I asked him to leave with us, more screaming. Sorry. I took it upon myself to go ahead and check out with only the items in my cart, to rid you of the screaming faster. As we tried to exit Target, the screaming only intensified. Sorry. Said 5 year old (no really, he's only 5) saw we were passing the snack spot and was not going to be getting any popcorn because of his behavior. Sorry. No- I'm not sorry. I have 3 kids under 5 and sometimes regardless of your dirty looks and head shakes, I have to discipline my child(ren) in a public place. This time (and lots of other times I guess) it was Target. AND I WAS NOT GOING TO HAND OVER A REWARD TO A MANIAC JUST SO YOU WOULD STOP STARING AT ME!!! And by the way Target Shoppers, there is a good chance this will happen again. Taking into consideration that I have 3 kids (and we frequent that particular Target). Sorry.
In case you were wondering:
Andrew-0
Mom- 1